-Hey, people! Don't sit all days long in Madagascar! My travel agent “Timi Butu Raka Wiki” offers cheap trips to Reunion! Traditional Reunionese food, dances, pockets, shaman's prophesies and an extra football game included! If you take enough people, we'll offer a possibility to a match against a local team Saint-Paul! - shouted a small, black-skinned boy on a beach. His shouts woke me up, I had pay attention to him.
Since I was an amateur coach and a fan of any kind of football, I was especially interested in that match.
- Hey, boy! - I shouted – How many people do you need for that game?
- Five, my Lord, five only. And there'll be a discount – the boy answered.
- What's the price?
- Five euros per person, Lord. If you take 5 people with you, I'll take only 4 euros per person.
- What are we going by?
- By a small ship. Interested? - the boy asked.
- Sure. The whole five – I looked at my friends standing with me. All of them agreed with pleasure.
After we'd come to that little isle, some sexy African women welcomed us and were dancing and the chefs gave us some food. After a short meal, we went to the stadium. Stadium? A small pitch with four sticks on the both halves. The Saint-Paul team was already there, waiting for us. We started the match. As I'd predicted, we didn't have many problems with this rival. They were easy to beat. After the game, they were very angry. We had some problems with only one footballer. It was Yohan Guichard, a local star, a brilliant player. After the match (won 5:3, Guichard scored a hat-trick), I went to that lad.
- Hello. Speak English or French? - I tried to gesture.
- Are you joking? Sure, I speak French. How can I help you? - he asked, smiling.
- Have you ever thought of going to Europe? For example to England? - I asked. Yohan. He was pretty surprised.
- Of course. I've always wanted to leave this place. Wherever. Is there any chance for that? - he asked.
I didn't have to answer. I went with him to our lodging in Madagascar, showed him a contract and talked with him about the details. This lad was our new player.
Guichard is a very hard-working and determined player. He possesses a good technique, decent passing, dribbling and crossing. Weaknesses? Some of his attributes are random. Differences in pace are especially irritating. Sometimes he's as quick as a cheetah, sometimes he's as slow as a turtle or another snail. Anyway, it's worth hiring him. He'll be perfect for teams in the lowest leagues.
The player's profile is based on the 9.2.0 patch database.