I'll be damned, I have a terrible need for a waffle with whipped cream. Due to this, I think I'll consume a biscuit. I have to keep on my diet, no buts. In the mean time I'll give you another cute teddy bear.
This player was brought due to a plague of injuries in my King's Lynn. I had to put midfielders on the left defense at some point of the season. If this state of affairs would remain too long, it could lead to a disaster. I immediately started looking for a left back, who would like to play in Conference North. In my pornographic wet dreams I didn't dream I would find such a good player.
Luc-Michel Mbeng was born on the 6th of February 1981 in Cameroonian city Duala. It's hard to say where his career has started. Probably in some local club. He was spotted there by Valencia's scouts. He played in their reserve team for 2 years (with a break for a loan at Pau). In 2002 he found himself in Stade Caen, after 2 seasons he moved to Paris FC. A moment later he arrived in Greek AO Ilysiakos, where he stayed for 3 years. From 2008 he has been representing French AS Beziers. I have the impression that it's an another player who could make quite a career, but somewhere along the way he lost. Poor thing.
The Cameroonian is 1.85m tall and weights 75 kilos. He can play both as a central or left defender. As for me, he plays better at the side of the field. Besides, I haven't put him up in the centre yet - there was no need for that. Lucas-Micheal is terribly strong. He's very hard to pass by. He reminds me of Dickson Choto from Legia in that matter. Mentally he doesn't look bad either. Maybe he has low flair and creativity, but does he need it? He's a defender, not a central midfielder. Mbeng crosses perfectly, has great heading, passing, tackling and - what's odd - dribbling. Apparently low agility doesn't bother him. Technique is key.
Cameroonian gets a French nationality very quickly. In the middle of the first season, you can easily bring him to the lowest English leagues' clubs. Of course you won't have to pay for him a single penny. Without any problem he should join clubs like King's Lynn.
Player's profile is based on 9.3.0 patch database.