No way! - I shouted, when a ferry going to England was going without me on the board. It was the last cruise this week. “What a jerk town” - I thought. What else could I do? I could only play football with the local players. I was currently in Saint-Paul, where the local team was about to play a game against FC Ugudangaa Boo Boo Boo, which captain was a shaman coming from Djibouti. A weak rival, but better than nothing. After a short talk with the coach, I was allowed to join the team. We've started the match. Even though it was 40 degrees Celsius hot, it was nice to play. One young right winger looked especially impressive there. From time to time I could hear screams from the stands like “Come on, Chaul” or “Chaul, you're our hero!”. I had to admit that he moved with an amazing grace, as for a player from Reunion. I was happy that I knew French. After the game I asked Chaul if he would join our club playing in the Conference South.
- Are you joking? - asked the player. I guessed he would reject.
- No, I'm the coach of one of the teams there. You would be very useful for us. We could go together on the next week's ferry. - I tried to get him round.
- It sounds very well. I want to play in your team. I feel I have to move somewhere else. - the young Frenchman answered.
- Perfect. You've got a week to take your things and we're going! - I shouted excited. It'll surely be a good transfer.
- Next week? I don't want to sit here. My uncle has got a small boat. He'll certainly take us to Europe.
- So pack your things and we're leaving. - I answered satisfied. I'll get out from here earlier. And with such a player....
The journey back wasn't too pleasant. The boat turned out to be a rust-bucket for towing buffalo's crap, which was a great fertilizer for tillage of white beets from Reunion. Even though we had some hindrances, we luckily got to England, where I finally could present the player to my chairman. At first my boss was quite sceptical about him, but after he saw him play in a few games, his was speechless. It was worth surviving these several hours in a scent of faeces. Chaul is a really good player.
However, like every man, he's got some weaknesses. The biggest one is the fact that his attributes random. Especially irritating is a random pace. If you get a fast Chaul, he'll rule on the right flank. If not, he'll also be useful, but won't make such a mess in the final third of the pitch. Anyway, I highly recommend him.
The player's profile is based on the 9.2.0 patch database.