Have you ever thought about the taste of African snails? More precisely, the ones east from Madagascar? No? Didier Caro has decided to check it himself. As he informed in a letter to readers, they taste awfully. In some parts of them, there's no French grace in the preparation. There's no scent of Polish fields, where farmers sit whole days to look for Roman snails. There's no that European climate, thanks to which eating snails is something extraordinary and special. Due to that, Caro has never signed a contract with his current club. There, he feels like a prisoner, he wants freedom. He'll sign even for clubs from Conference South/North. He only wants to leave that place. Please, sign Didier. He's waiting for your help. He's described his strengths in a letter, about which I'd earlier mentioned. Here's a quotation:
"I'm pacey and fit. Both in bed and on the pitch. I promise not to touch chairman's wife, who'll take me from that place. Unless she touches me. I'm also good at tackling. I'm perfect at marking. I'm always concentrated on an aim that I want to achieve – making advance towards a woman, drinking kamikaze drinks or whisky. I'm brilliant at teamwork. Please, take me from here! I can't write any more. I feel that someone's tracing me. Someone's coming into my hut. I can't suffer like that any more. It's surrounding me. I feel cold, I can see darkness. It's coming."
That's the end of the letter. I hope you'll understand and take Didier with you. This lad is worth your interest. Especially these players' that like playing such forces like Blyth Spartans or Fisher Athletic.
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