No, this time it’s not the next Argentinian. I’ll describe a whole group of the Albicelestes another time. Today, I’ll show an ordinary Paraguayan, that it worth nothing. Let the “The Bold and the Beautiful” series disappear, let the new era of people begin! Braulio Brizela will be their liberator. I’ve discovered him while looking for talented players in South America. When I saw him, I’ve liked him straight away. He was sitting quietly in the corner, he had a pink pullover with Yattaman and a navy hat on. I didn’t tell him, that I came from Portugal and I’m interested in signing him. The youngster smiled and started jumping for joy after a moment. The next day, he called me. He said that his contract was expiring and I could sign him not even spend a single penny on him. My face started smiling derisively. I wanted Braulio to send me his CV and the next day, I would offer him a contract. I read his life story and I found out some interesting things about him. He was born on the 15th of May 1988. What’s so fascinating about it? Rather nothing. The more interesting thing is that he was born in Unknown. I’ll have to go there to collect some mushrooms some day. Brizuela is a homegrown of Catolica. He’s 173 tall and he loves his family containing of two men called Elicera and Hugo. In 2007, he was loaned out to Provinvional Osorno, where, in 35 games, he scored 12 goals. Currently, he’s loaned out to CD Santiago Wanderers. The Paraguayan presents very well, he’s got both decent physical, mental and technical attributes. It is said that once he’s tried to catch a Jewish-styled carp on 2 hockey stick, but he didn’t do that. Well, it happens, he’ll have to exercise more.
Even though I have 18 good and young strikers in my team, I’m really looking forward to seeing him joining my team. Finally, favorite jokes of my school class:
A mother and a son are eating a dinner. Suddenly, the son says:
-Mum, I don’t like our grandpa.
And the mother says:
-So eat the potatoes only.
The player’s profile is based on the 9.2.0 patch database.