An ordinary day: the Sand-grandpa is jumping on the roofs, George Michael is singing „Last Christmas”, Andrew Golota is losing his fight again, Madonna is getting one when she's looking at ballet shoes and Alvaro Sebastian Klusener is galloping on the green pitch. You think that it's a good moment for taking another pill against overpressure? For sure.
Woooh, the Argentinian was born on the 18th of May 1990 in an unknown place. I should prey to die in Paris or another Rome. At least he looks very interesting. I don't know too much about him, but I guess that he's a nice guy. He looks like one. He's a homegrown of a club that he's playing for until now and that's it.
It's a young professional with drive to play as an advanced striker. Unluckily, his attributes are random, but somehow they generate in a similar way all the time. He's pacey, fit, agile, aggressive and flamboyant. He's good at jumping, dribbling, heading and finishing. Don't expect that he'll become a first team player straight away and he'll score lots of goals. He needs time. He's very young, so you have to introduce to the great world of football wisely and carefully. Don't let him go for bunnies, ice-cream, beer, vodka and kebabs and everything will be OK.
At the beginning of the game Klusener is worth 4 K euros. You can get him for such an amount. He doesn't mind playing in the Polish Ekstraklasa. The worse thing is that he isn't interested in playing in the lowest English leagues. Anyway, he looks very nice in a black kit of my Polonia Warsaw
Do you know that Captain Homo has got ears that can see? Now you do.
The player's profile is based on the 9.2.0 patch database.