Do you like mushroom soup? Do you? Me too. Recently, during the consumption of a bowl of such soup, I concluded that I have to get rid of a balding, elderly fan of silicon breasts*. Glorious time of Radosław M. has passed and is not coming back. I searched personal data, asked my assistant, then I looked into the stars and I found a player named Filipovic. Serbian impressed me much. He is coming to his best after two, three years, but at the same time you cannot call him a noob. Nenad does not impress much with his physical attributes. It is obvious, that he didn’t like to train at the gym. I understand that. I have heard that you can find many amateurs of real “masculin” games there. It is good that we can train him physically by ourselves. Technically Filipovic is almost an ideal. He has problems only in the air and with playing in outside of the six-yard box. What I found worrying was Nenad’s mentality. Boy isn’t smart and neither he is creative. They are important qualities for goalkeepers. Despite that, I feel in my bones (being old isn’t fun) that Serbian’s mentality could be strengthened up. How will you do that? I leave it toyour fantasy. His main weakness is his price. It’s stretchy like Obelix’s pants. Banat must be playing around with us. If you are good in persuading, you can try to offer them less money. Serbian goalkeeper will be ready to play for Polish clubs. He would also fit to weaker teams from major European leagues.

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* Radosław M. is a goalkeeper who had a serious relationship with a Polish singer, who is mostly known for the fact that she has an amazing body and fake breasts.