Luis Escalada was born on 27th February 1986 in Santa Fe. It's a shame, that this Argentine wasn't born in one of the Polish villages. He would be able to play for Poland and take part in some kind of "Soapstar Supersoapstar". Luckily, there's a way out. It's simple. We must bring this guy to Poland, get him a woman, make an application for citizenship and then call him up to the Poland squad. Well, I guess that this trick has already been done some time ago...
I caught sight of him when I was trying to arrange a friendly game with his club - LDU de Quito. I was looking at players profiles and I stopped for a while at his one. I guess it was destiny. I was searching for a player that would play as AM or fast striker. He charmed me with his attributes and price. I would lie if I said that I couldn't believe my eyes. I could and I made an offer for him worth several thousands Euro at once. Naturally his club accepted it. Luis grumbled a bit when he saw a contract offer, but finally agreed to play in my team. I was extremely happy. The impression was so strong, that I moistened my feet with saliva. Finally I could get rid of some not needed lads. Goodbye Serbians, welcome Argentines. Osei-Escalada duo might be what I'm looking for.
A bit about Luis' attributes. This lad is truly excellent. He was born in the year, in which Argentina have won the World Cup and, what's more, he's fast, agile, intelligent, perfectly passes, dribbles, shoots from distance, finishes actions, takes corner kicks and penalty kicks. Enough, I got a bit excited.
Luis Escalada is a perfect player to buy for everyone. For the poor, the rich and for crocodile breeders too.