I don't like clubbing. I visited some clubs a few times but I always had a really bad time there. Posh kids, wearing brand-name clothes, smoking expensive cigarettes and drinking equally expensive drinks. It all makes me sick. And the music there... For me it's real crap. I certainly prefer something completely different. An excellent rock music concert – that is what I enjoy. Korn rules! I went to their performance, had a great time and that's what makes me happy.

You may be equally contented after buying Jonathan (Davis?) Cristaldo. Although this Argentinian forward does not play in any rock band, he is surely as talented as the Korn's lead singer. At the beginning, the attributes of young Velez's player look average. He is fast, agile, has a good finishing, heading, passing, crossing and flair. That's all. Does a striker need anything else? Strength and jumping can be trained. Mental attributes can be improved by encouraging him to visit public library more often... You all should know very well what to do.

I'm a bit worried about Cristaldo's low CA. It will take a long time to train him to be a valuable player. Fortunately, he is still very young. After several seasons he may become a really good attacker. He may but he does not have to – it is just how Football Manager works...

Just after staring a new game, Jonathan costs 4 thousand euro, so he is very cheap. Obviously, his value gradually increases. Better attributes equal higher price. I have no idea how much Velez may demand for him and whether they will agree for this transfer. Nevertheless, you should definitely take note of Cristaldo's abilities. This guy has a substantial potential.

"Are you ready?!
This place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
You don't know the chances. What if I should die?!
A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!"