The god of the first line, Guglielminpietro of Polish 2nd Division, a favorite of supporters from Oporowska street, an idol of pre-school kids, the David Copperfield of gymnastics, I am weasel Cartoon Network, a Gosia A. of pop music, a stale bread for a horse... I had a dry throat. Mrs. Jolanta, would you bring me the glass of a blackcurrant juice. What? What does it mean „We don’t have it”? We always have to have a blackcurrant juice in a fridge. So, what have we got? Milk? I am not a baby, mind! Is there any vodka left, then? Ok, I would like some.

Benjamin „Benji” Imeh is awesome. Formally this boy is a last muff, an asshole, a sausage with a jam. I thought about him in that way in the beginning of my adventure with FM 2008. It was a strong opinion, not least because of great Gullini – a magus from Wrocław, a mountebank and a specialist of allowed doping. It seems to be, that it was a proper manipulation, which was made for abstract me.

Imeh is a one of the hottest bites of FM 2008. That strong, well built, fast, hardy and agile striker is able to leap over any wall. He willingly talks about literature, painting, sculpture, Ormian cinematography and sacral music. He also likes handiwork and precision sculpting in metal and a leather. It is difficult to find another player with hobbies like these. The Nigerian is a king of 2nd divisions. He scores goals like a machine. It doesn’t matter in which league – Polish, Italian, Spanish or Austrian. Imeh always has to score dozens of goals. It isn’t a given, of course, but some of my acquaintances (good managers), said, this player is nearly a genius. I heard that one of the English fans of FM had bought Imeh to Manchester United, where he played better than Wayne Rooney. Snow White was delighted with his appearances and she want to knight him. You couldn’t ignore an athlete like him.

I won’t mind Benji Imeh’s price. You can see that he costs so much. Remember that with each goal, his value is rising. You have to buy him as fast as possible, because after some time Śląsk will require virgins, honest politics, unicorns and a Loch Ness monster for him. Father Director (viz. a priest and director of a popular religious Polish radio station) recommends Benjamin Imeh for amateurs of snow white paint „The One”.