Alessandro is my personal discovery. He is one of the potential successors of Radoslaw M. from Polonia Warsaw, the team I am managing at the moment. This time it will be a simple story behind this player. I came across this Brazilian in a quite trivial situation. I was watching another episode of one of the Colombian soap operas, when an unicorn with Lindsay Lohan on his back landed on my desk. The attractive, freckled and naughty actress said to me: "Are you looking for a goalkeeper? Go to RS Futebol. You will find Alessandro Felipe Oltramari there. And now if you don’t mind I shall begin the procedure of blowing you." This girl had mouth like a vacuum cleaner. She was the world champion. In a flush of ecstasy the unicorn was reciting „The Odyssey” from the end to the beginning. At the same time I was going through my pant... FM, of course. I found Alessandro quickly. He was on a loan at Fluminense. It made me sad. If he plays for a club of such calibre, he will surely laugh at an offer from a minor Polish team. I asked my assistant - dwarf Khalabala, for his opinion and he answered in a positive manner. Alessandro was a realistic transfer target. I made an offer for him, his Brasilian team accepted it and Alessandro was willing to hear the contract offer. But in reality I was not able to finish the transaction, because we did not have enough money. I had to give up on him, but I am still fighting for this player.
I want this boy, but who would not desire him? Even though, I do not even know how he looks, but still, his attributes are out of this world. Physical? Nobody does backflips like him. Mentality? You see those sheds? That man has two heads. Technique? Please take me to the Pluto, now.
“It's worth investing in him” - said a chipmunk from Punxsutawney.
"While holding a cigarette in his mouth, he was looking blankly at her small breasts."
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