- It's Man from the Cellar - someone whispered. Quietly.

Man from the Cellar walked up directly to the board in the exit hall and pinned up a paper with some words on it. Then he vanished.

Revolutionaries! Some of our eager Comrades say that celebrating Christmas is a way of promoting pagan beliefs and reaction. We cannot find ourselves being caught in that trap of nasty propaganda! This left wing deviation from the line of Revolution is trying to slur the real meaning of this holiday: celebrating the birth of the most famous representative of the working class in the history of our planet! That is why we must turn out backs with disgust at those division seekers and with pride and proletarian consciousness go to the midnight mass! Finding copies of "FM 2009" under our Christmas trees can definitely wait!

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Putting both our hands under the words of our retired Head of Media Regulating Office, we would like to wish you all Merry Christmas. We hope you will all spend it in a happy, quiet and family atmosphere, so for those few days you can forget about everyday problems, and maybe even - oh dear - put FM away on a shelf.